Last updated on September 8th, 2023 at 12:36 pm
Warning: Use this software at your own risk!
MindGuard family of anti-mind-control software for Amiga and Linux computers.
Developed by Lyle Zapato during the psychotronically turbulent early 1990s, MindGuard offered Amiga-using paranoids the world over a new opportunity to think free of evil influences using advanced Active Anti-Psychotronic (AAP) software,
Only available to mind-control agents and paranoid millionaires. At the dawn of the Third Millennium, MindGuard was made available for even the stingiest paranoids with the introduction of MindGuard X for the free Linux OS. Now no one has an excuse not to be mind-control free!
MindGuard is a program for Amiga and Linux computers that protects your mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think.
MindGuard works by leveraging your computer’s aluminum-based innards to both detect and emit psychotronic energy using advanced quasi-quantum techniques. Once a mind-control signal is identified and analyzed, MindGuard can generate a specially tuned anti-signal that will jam the incoming signal. If MindGuard is unable to properly identify the signal, it will generate psychotronic white noise to ensure the signal’s harmful message is scrambled.
MindGuard is fully configurable and can be customized for the individual user using biorhythmic and eponymologic settings. MindGuard also includes an advanced DePsych utility, allowing the removal of almost all deep-burned memetic patterns — including even commercial jingles.
Amiga MindGuard will run on any Amiga with OS 2.04 or better.
MindGuard can be found on older Aminet listings in util/misc/ or in newer listings hidden in game/gag/:
MindGuard X is stored locally:
FreeBSD port – Description page and download link at freshports.org (hidden in the games section to keep them from finding it).
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Carriers are the methods used by agents of mind control to encipher and deliver signals. Carrier specifications include spectrum, wavelength, frequency, how the signal is enciphered, and how the cipher acts on the brain.
MindGuard uses modular carrier files so you can always be sure to have the most current level of protection. MindGuard carrier modules are compatible for both the Amiga and Linux versions.
The newest carrier modules are available locally. Download them directly into your carrier modules directory and press the “Known Carriers” button to have MindGuard load them.