Last updated on April 7th, 2026 at 04:50 pm
Stealth games are awesome. Hiding from The Man, skulking in shadows, the thrill of the unseen infiltration. But why do they have to be so… slow?
Introducing Stealth Bastard: stealth, with a great big kick up the arse. A fast-paced, frenetic, one-step-away-from-chunky-death melange of sneaking, platforming, hacking and cursing. A whole lot of fun.
It’s like Metal Gear Solid and Super Meat Boy had a baby out of wedlock. Semi-literally.
Jump, sneak, and be horribly dismembered through 28 levels hand-crafted by our crack team of in-house design geniuses, some of the same folk behind the critically-acclaimed Fluidity/Hydroventure, and the retro-styled PSN platformer Explodemon!.
And once you’re done with those? Fear not – Stealth Bastard includes a FULL in-game level editor – the same we used to create the bundled levels – and even allows you to share, play and rate the community’s creations from across the world.
And if you thought that was cool, we’ve not even got to the best bit yet: Stealth Bastard is free. Not ‘freemium’. Completely free.
Endless fun. Zero cost. What are you waiting for?
REQUIREMENTS :
CPU: Dual Core 2.0Ghz
System Memory: 1Gb or greater of RAM
Video RAM: 256Mb or more VRAM
GFX Card: DirectX 8.0 compatible
OS Support: Windows XP SP2 or better, Vista, Win7
Input: Keyboard / Mouse, Xinput supported controllers (i.e. Xbox controllers for Windows)
